“I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, 'If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky.' Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.”
- Jack Handey
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"Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear your partner has been turned into Dracula. Next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham! You just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, 'Think again, batman.'"
~Jack Handey
it would be so educational...until you were dead...geez Jack Handy.
Okay you can come back now kthnx
Haha stella... that one is absolutely hilarious!!
@ bridget - No kidding, right? Silly Jack Handey.
@ angie - I haven't even left yet! Okay fine, I leave in 20 minutes... but still.. I haven't left if you're going to be literal about it.
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